Somedays the Universe Just Wants You To Stay in Bed
April 20th, 2009 | 
Author: What happens when you let a rural Canadian Redneck loose in Los Angeles for a few days? Nothing good I assure you. Sure I sweet talked Donald Sutherland as he stood before me in the security line and cooed over my radiant beauty (okay, he said I was cute. I may be using some artistic license here,) while he fondled my tattoos (okay so maybe fondle is too strong of a word. Perhaps he merely glanced down and commented that he liked them,) hence distracting him with my sparkling personality s
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